Discouragement Bell

My dudes, you know when you're tearing up some gnar, feelin good, but you just need that extra injection of brain-'splodin' adrenaline juice to clear that gap? Bobby's got you covered my guy. Introducing the discouragement bell. You've heard of trail bells before. They ring as you ride to warn hikers? Well this one doesn't ring. It shouts discouraging, but true, facts about you as a person. "Your calves are tiny!!", or "Wow, 1 foot of air", or "Your ex dumped you because you can't manual." That'll get your quads pumpin', my dudes.