E-Legs

Are your buddies giving you beef about your e-bike? Calling you lazy? Getting fat? Losing the respect your deserve? Has your wife left you? Are you willing to go to extremes to win back their respect because you never got it from your father as a child? Bobby's got your back, my dudes. We just dropped E-Legs! Now, you can ride a regular non-e-bike just like your buddies, but without having to exert yourself just like on your sad little e-bike! E-Legs are nuclear powered and are equivalent to a 45,000W e-bike motor. Now who's waiting at the top of those ascents? Ha! What fools! Careful though! Life expectancy drops to just over a year due to Chernobyl-level radiation emanating from these babies. Worth the respect from your wife and buddies? Absolutely my dudes.